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Raptor fun fact #108 – Raptors are natural thespians.
Raptor fun fact #109 – If you feed a raptor cheese he will lay eggs for 47 hours.
Raptor fun fact #110 – Raptors will control your house after being in an electrical storm.
Raptor fun fact #111 – Raptors store extra food in a skin pouch that they call a “pizza”.
Raptor fun fact #113 – The Yakuza hire raptors to do their dirty work.
Raptor fun fact #114 – The raptors life span is 666 months.
Raptor fun fact #115 – There’s nothing worse to a raptor than a bad case of shingles.
Raptor fun fact #116 – Raptors read Hustler magazine.
Raptor fun fact #117 – Some raptors are farmers.
Raptor fun fact #118 – Raptors did 9/11
Raptor fun fact #119 – Raptors aren’t “fun”
Raptor fun fact #120 – Raptor came in my house.
Raptor fun fact #121 – Raptors are the goats of the dinosaur world.
Raptor fun fact #122 – Raptors recycle; do you?
Raptor fun fact #123 – Raptors hate croissants.
Raptor fun fact #124 – A raptor will pull a fast one on you.
Raptor fun fact #125 – If you are eaten by a raptor while wearing a hat it will steal your hat to sell on the black market.
Raptor fun fact #126 – Watch your back or you’ll get raptor’d.
Raptor fun fact #127 – A raptor can puke so hard he can sand blast a 12′x12′ wall in 0.4 seconds.
Raptor fun fact #128 – Raptors second favorite mode of transportation (after streetcar) is bicycle.
Raptor fun fact #129 – Raptors keep their emotions bottled up inside.
Raptor fun fact #130 – Raptors transport grain in a wheeled cart called a “thetch.”
Raptor fun fact #131 – Raptors do not tolerate laughter.
Raptor fun fact #132 – A raptor with a glass eye is still called “SCREEEECH!”
Raptor fun fact #133 – Baby raptors are called raptorlings (pronounced “SCREEECH!”)
Raptor fun fact # 134 – Most raptors are lactose intolerant
Raptor fun fact # 135 – Raptor milk is an aphrodisiac, but only to bears.
Raptor fun fact # 136 – Raptor Jesus is a jealous god. Thou shalt have no Raptor Jesus before Him.
Raptor fun fact #137 – A raptor will never listen to The Beach Boys.
Raptor fun fact #138 – 6 in 10 raptor automobile fatalities involve an off-road vehicle
Raptor fun fact #139 – A raptor in the future is like blender in a hamster factory
Raptor fun fact #140 – Do not invite a raptor to your birthday party.
Raptor fun fact #141 – If you are invited to a raptor’s birthday party, say yes but plan to leave early.
Raptor fun fact #142 – The only thing you can trade with a raptor at the river is your life.
Raptor fun fact #143 – Raptors love monopolies.
Raptor fun fact #144 – The raptors favorite artistic tool is a spirograph.
Raptor fun fact #145 – Raptors always need floaties at the pool, or they’ll drown.
Raptor fun fact #146 – Raptors hate web 2.0. because they only know html.
Raptor fun fact #147 – Raptors love listening to jam band music while eating hot dogs…but because of their rich culture full of traditions, they cannot do so.
Raptor fun fact #148 – Raptors love George Michael despite being banned from his concerts.
Raptor fun fact #149 – When a raptor’s wife is showing too much cleavage he is legally allowed to claw her up to three times.
Raptor fun fact #150 – Raptors run in the night with vampires.
Raptor fun fact #151 – Don’t ever bathe in a raptor’s afterbirth.
Raptor fun fact #152 – Gabriel is the most common raptor name.
Raptor fun fact #153 – When visiting Vegas raptors will only stay in Treasure Island.
Raptor fun fact #154 – When attacked all raptors form a raptor milita known as the Great Brown Lamps.
Raptor fun fact #155 – Believe it or not human is not a traditional dish at raptor weddings.
Raptor fun fact #156 – Raptors are pro unicorn.
Raptor fun fact #157 – Raptors can’t get past medium on “Through Fire and Flames.”
Raptor fun fact #158 – Raptors are elite socialites that demand the best products in the world.
Raptor fun fact #159 – You never argue with the ref in raptor soccer game.
Raptor fun fact #160 – Raptors take Valentines Day deadly serious.
Raptor fun fact #161 – “Raptor Hammock”
Raptor Fun Fact #162- Only a Raptor may refer to himself as Ralph.
Raptor Fun Fact #163- You might cook with aluminum, but Raptors only use steel.
Raptor Fun Fact #164- When this log rolls over these Raptors will be dead.
Raptor Fun Fact #165- Pencil shavings keep a Raptor busy for hours.
Raptor Fun Fact #166- Raptors also do not appreciate Rickets.
Raptor Fun Fact #167- The only proper phrase to whisper to a Raptor is: “clever girl!”
Raptor Fun Fact #168- A vacationing Raptor in shades will resemble a cross between Sylvester Stallone and Matthew McConaughey.
Raptor Fun Fact #169- An open door for a Raptor usually means coffee.
Raptor Fun Fact #170- If you invite a Raptor for a ride you’d better be ready for a game of table top football played with a dehydrated armadillo kidney.
Raptor Fun Fact #171- Raptor meat can be substituted for soy jerky or awful.

*Special thanks to Amy, Bryan Manning, Chris Manning, Mike Brendan, Chriag, and Adam for contributing amazing raptor facts!!!

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