And then it hit me. What we as Americans really want in order to decide our next leader is…a reality show! Think about it; contestants could be recorded around the clock without the benefit of their speechwriters and consultants, we could put them through a bunch of asinine “leadership challenges” like managing a McDonald’s for a day, and we could verify what we’ve always known: that they’d gladly eat hissing cockroaches to become president. We could find out who they really are - it’d be amazing!

It would be hosted by James Carville since he apparently wants to get into acting.

Season 1, Episode 1 Challenge: come up with a viable Iraq strategy in 24 hours or less and present it to congress. Winner gets immunity next round and a $100 Chevron gas card.